17 Quotes I’d Expect to Hear During a Girls’ Vacation

By Tom Hagy

1. Does my butt look big in these pants?  Hold on.  Who gives a crap! - Bridget
2. Hey, I bought a copy of Lifetime's 24-Hour Chick Flick Marathon! - Mandy
3. To conserve energy, I suggest we shower in pairs...or trios!  Just 'cause we're pretty , doesn't mean we can't be green! - Heather
4. It's hot in here.  Would anyone mind if I just wore socks? - Trish
5. It's cold in here.  Would anyone mind if I just wore socks? - Trish
6. Thank God someone thought to bring coasters. - Jennifer
7. Don't tell me we're out of Chardonnay!  Oh, here's another case! - Tiffany
8. I don't care what it is.  If it's pink and fizzy and gets me drunk, I will drink it.  Extra points for a naughty name. - Carrie
9. Wow, I don't think anyone has stared at my boobs for that past 24 hours.  I always wondered what that would be like. - Sharon
10. At last.  I don't have to pretend to be disgusted by porn. - Cynthia
11. I have always felt like we were sisters.- Shauna
12. Would you mind brushing my hair? - Diane
13. Would you rub sunscreen on my back?  Lower please.- Leah
14. I have never sunbathed nude before!  This isso free.  My God, I think I am crying. - Stephanie
15. Man, I really miss my husband, boyfriend and the kids, of course.  Well, that's not all a lie! - Alexis
16. That's funny.  I never thought strip poker was such a bonding exercise. - Brooke
17. Yes!  Let's have the drapes wide open while we try on each other's clothes and feed each other chilled kiwi slices! - Tina

Bonus Quote!  *My gosh.  This place is neater than when they got here.  But what a lame tip. - Silvia, Housekeeping Associate.