We love to pretend that our little Blogiday Golightly is really the news.  In honor of that kind of delusion, I've taken several headlines, from various "news-ish" websites, and saved you the trouble of wading through the unnecessarily long stories. 

HOW YOU SABOTAGE YOUR OWN WEIGHT LOSS: 

Eating too much and not exercising.  I can't believe that thousands of stories are still written about this.  And I still read all of them.

HEALTHIEST AND UNHEALTHIEST BALLPARK SNACKS: 

Healthiest - the Luna bar you brought in your purse.  Unhealthiest - anything being sold by the ballpark vendors.  No one goes to a ball game to eat healthy.

HOW TO GET THE BEST PRICES: 

Avoid anything that doesn't have a "70% off" sticker.

QUESTIONS TO ASK BEFORE BUYING A CAR: 

"Can I just have this for free?"

MCCARTNEY'S EX-WIFE AWARDED ALMOST $50 MILLION: 

Paul?  Call me!

 Photo:  Spiritartists.com

Heard any good late-breaking stories you'd like to have pared down?