Dear Holiday Golightly,

Are these questions from actual readers, or are you just making them up?

Thanks!

Peseuda

Well Pesuda, we're glad you asked. Yes, we are just making them up. No one ever asks us anything, but we're pretty sure they want to. Maybe it's like how girls in Junior High Math classes don't raise their hands as often as the boys do? Meh, we won't fret about it. No one reads the "Advice" blog.

P.S. Thanks for being my doll when I was 4, and I'm sorry for naming you "Peseuda".