1) Flight gets in, nice lunch with a glass of wine
2) Girls head to the spa, mani/pedi, massage
3) Glass of wine at a sidewalk cafe, then doll up
4) Nice girls dinner, more wine
5) Cocktails, Dancing, Cocktails
6) Kerry and Gretchen accept bribe for venue tip
7) My friends and I arrive at venue
8) More dancing, more drinks
9) Pillow fights

(Ed note: Ted really enjoys pretending he is this guy. He wanted me to use it for the main photo. I said 'no'. The picture makes me want to boil my eyeballs.)