And Ryan Seacrest was too sick to attend.  Sad!  Kind of.

I think the actors were almost more excited to play dress-up, than I was to see them play dress-up.  Nearly everyone knew "who they were wearing", save a very shy, humble, unpretentious Ellen Page, who did not know the designer of her shoes.  I was reaching toward the television, in order to help her take off one shoe, and look inside.  The name is always right there!

But apparently, for some of the attendees, the SAG awards are really about honoring acting.  Not shoes.  Pfft.  One day I will create my own awards show, and it will be dedicated to the gowns and shoes.

Until then...

Debra Messing & Christina Applegate wearing Oscar de la Renta, and Elie Saab respectively.  Both look fantastic, but I want that de la Renta for my dress-up chest.

 Eva Longoria showed up in Nanem Kahn, claiming she hadn't worked out in 3 months...

so I am going to take that as advice.  I am going to stop working out, and I expect to look exactly like this in 3 months.

Ellen Pompeo occasionally looks like she could use a sandwich or two, but I think the writer's strike is working in her favor.  She looks fantastic in Nina Ricci, and, for once, is not being upstaged by her collarbone.

I think my favorite thing was listening to Debbie Matenopoulos completely butcher celebrities' identities.  While interviewing Jenna Fischer, from "The Office", she said "Julie, tell me something...".  Jenna, Julie, potato, potahto.

And after chatting with a few of the stars of "Hairspray", she barked out "Oh, okay!  Brad and Angela just got here!"

Yeah.  I can see how you'd get that name wrong.  I mean, it's not like they are in the tabloids every week...and Debbie is the host of an entertainment show on E!   Oh well - I think Angela is definitely pregnant.

And whatever her name, she is definitely wearing Christian Louboutin platforms with her maternity gown.