The Transportation Security Administration, and the airlines have managed to make travel completely fun-free, with the mile-long security lines, quart-sized bags, and the 3 oz. liquid item business. 

Conversely, a company called Airtoons is here, with their safety procedure t-shirts, to help you enjoy yourselves, even after your electronic devices have been turned off and put away.

In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, shirts like this will help you forget about impending doom.

And they have some advice as to what to do when your seatbelts are fastened low and about your waist,

Anything that helps us deal with turbulence, smelly seatmates,  or dismissive flight attendants is always welcome.  Just promise you won't wear them with Crocs.

On behalf of Holiday Golightly Airlines and the entire crew, I'd like to thank you for joining us on this trip and we are looking forward to see you on board again in the near future.